Oh, Canada. You Glowy Bitch

From Monsoons to Maple Leaves. Oh Canada, you Glowy Bitch.

Let me set the stage. We were invited on this fabulous cruise to celebrate one of my all-time favorite co-worker’s husband’s 60th birthday. He’s adorable, she’s iconic, and the whole damn thing sounded like a Hallmark movie with a touch of tequila. But plot twist—they also introduced us to their friend Cindy, who joined the adventure, and listen… Cindy is that girl. She’s kind, she’s knowledgeable, she’s considerate without being a pushover, and she has the kind of chill energy that makes you want to pour a glass of wine and tell her your life story. Due to the sheer drama and extravagance of the itinerary, this story will be brought to you in two parts—Canada and Alaska. Buckle up, bitches.