The Validation Whore

Subliminal Bullshit Ain’t Cute

Let me say this loud enough so the ghost of your middle-school crush can hear it: if you’re constantly posting cryptic-ass nonsense that nobody understands, it’s not “mysterious.” It’s not “deep.” It’s not giving Lana Del Rey meets Tortured Poets Department chic. No. It’s giving mentally unwell pigeon screaming into the void and hoping someone throws you a breadcrumb of attention.